PolarPandas

I'm home alone and I'm hungry!!! I'm so hungry that I'll be full if I eat my hunger!!! I....need....carrots or cabbage or any editable thing.... Help...

Ok, today I was playing around on a forum then I saw this paragraph. It was a kid's. He wrote about "A day looking out of my window"....Hillarious. "Looking outside my window, got bird, got boy. Boy eats bird, bird dies. I see a rainbow outside, it's very colourful. I'm happy because it's very beautiful. I see children playing with balls outside. All kinds of balls, basketball, football, ballball... My mon and did come into my roon and sit beside me on my bed. They look outside the window too. My mom is sitting on my right and my dad is sitting on my left. They are happy that I'm happy. Suddenly, some sparrows fly pass. Our family dog then

Here is my lesson of the day (but you can consider it a joke): A bird was flying in the middle of the winter and she was very cold. After a while she couln't go on and fell into a farm. A cow went pass and poop on the bird. In side the shit, the bird was warm and comfortable. She said "Ooh!". A cat heard her, pulled her out of the shit and eat her. So what's the lesson? #1: Not everyone who gives you shit is your enemy, and not everyone who pulls you out of the shit is your friend. #2: When you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!!!!